if you haven’t seen Famously Single on E!, then you’re missing out. Read on to see Tiffany Pollard talking to The Bachelorette’s Chad Johnson about wacking off…
Take a look at Ronnie and Malika hashing it out on Famously Single:
First she tells him that her door is always open. #OhLaLa
He gets all frazzled and looks like he doesn’t know what to do, so Tiffany has an alternative for him. She tells him to pull on the eggplant in the shower to relieve himself. Pollard gets right into talking about sex in her own flirtatious way telling Chad that she’s a meat eater.
She goes on to say she is really good handling meat and she loves a good polish sausage. Yes, Tiffany, you are speaking our language. Go for it, he’s hot, your hot, why not!
Oh yeah, we forgot, Chad is a man and he believes that he’s “Too sexy” and way “too smooth” and that is why it won’t work.
Ok, so he’s sexy, we get, but he should knock on Tiffany’s door since things aren’t working out with Karina Smirnoff.
Chad responds to Tiffany saying:
She needs to “keep her protein up.”
“I sure do…and I enjoy doing it.”
Oh My…is it getting hot in here?